Momo Shiba

Funny SayingsAny law enacted with more than fifty words contains at least one loopholeFunny Sayings
Evil is live spelled backwards
God must love stupid people, he made so many of them
When all else fails, read the instuctions
"Push" is the force exerted upon the door marked "Pull"
What some people lack in intelligence, they make up in stupidity
There is a difference between an open mind and a hole in the head
The light at the end of the tunnel could turn out to be the headlight of an oncoming train
A watched pot never boils, unless you light the gas under it &
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"It may be his penis out there... but it's a mass murderer now!" ~One Eyed Monster
There are two kinds of pedestrians - the quick and the dead.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Jesus Christ is my Savior!!
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"A samurai without a sword is a man without a soul"
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Toast
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